I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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