I'd wear matching sweaters with you
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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