i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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