I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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