Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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