So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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