So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Someone signed my nipple.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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