You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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