i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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