Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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