Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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