we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
