just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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