her vagine was all disorganized.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize