But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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