Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
My vagina is officially offended.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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