absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
