used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
So many bounce houses so little time
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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