is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
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