You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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