I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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