Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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