Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I cannot find my penis.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Randomize
