Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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