My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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