Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Randomize
