What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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