I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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