For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
