In America we eat man semen.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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