whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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