and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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