but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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