I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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