We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
so let's talk penis.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
Randomize
