went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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