You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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