I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
