Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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