You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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