Christians are straight up FREAKS
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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