So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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