You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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