Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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