Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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