she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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