I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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