i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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