I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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