Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
She announced her abortion via fbk
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I could fuck to npr.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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