life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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