butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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