Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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