it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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